New Beck video

The new album drops in March. Can't wait.

Watch the new video, 'Hell Yes' here.

I have an image of Jesus on my penis...

This had me cracking...

It's not a tattoo or anything I have deliberately done: I thought it was a little dirt or grime at first, but some soapy water and a brillo pad quickly disproved that theory, and there He was, smiling beatifically at me from just below my glans penis.

My girlfriend is a devout Christian, who, when she first saw this apparition, dropped to her knees, exclaiming, " Jesus Christ", which I at first arrogantly misinterpreted as an exaggerated compliment on my manhood.

Needless to say, I was more than a little disappointed to learn the true reason for her impulsive ejaculation. She has now taken to worshiping daily at this makeshift "shrine", which is OK, I suppose, but she no longer wants to have sex with me for fear of offending the real Jesus. She even brought her entire womens' church group over, it was really embarrassing having all these women kneeling and praying to the Jesus on my johnson (but also somewhat uplifting.

Read the rest of it here.

Talk does not cook rice...

I love this poster from the local drum'n'bass collective, Guerilla. It's damn funny with that quote thrown in as well.


Looks like an angpow...

Am fucken pissed!!!

My laptop just died on me yet again!!! This is FUBAR... twice in less than 2 mths!!!

Taste is once again out of the window...

Found this on Eros Blog. This picture had me cracking up.



Seriously, some folks really have weird fetishes.

Be Kind To Willy Week...

Yes, I'm shameless and I've declared the next week to be "Be Kind To Willy Week...". I just read this fantastic review of the latest M-83 album, Before the Dawn Heals Us at Pitchfork. I lurveeee M-83. And I know you guys love me too.

So, "Be Kind To Willy" and buy him the album.

It's that time of the month again...

Please dump your suggestions for Feburary's H.A.I.R. of the month in the comments thread. Thanks!

B-grade movies

If there's one thing else that binds our friendship, it's B-flicks. Check out Max's new blog dedicated to B-flicks and toys. Yeah, he's even got some pictures of old classic "Cannibal Holocaust" posted.

But you know what? What's scary than all that?

He has actually watched "Seed Of Chucky". Yeah... that scary.

Some more photos...

We got our own dressing room... so that was cool.









Thanks to Jay-S for taking the photos. airhole wrote a simple review of the gig here.

Long live the space race...

This is the funniest video I've seen for quite some time. Taste is simply forgotten here...

Some pics from the gig

I'm too lazy to host the pics myself so I'd be using Gracie's pics.


My personal fave...

Arcade Fire live mp3s...

Download them here.

The end...

It has been a great weekend for me. The series of gigs went very well and smoothly. I'd like to think that Aging Youth Productions' profile was significantly raised during this weekend.

Thanks to the lovely folks who came down to support The Love Experiment. Loads of love go to Billy, Grace, Aaron, Jason, Maggie, Jennifer, Linda, Lin Lin, Wee Kiat, Ben, Fuzz, Sujin, Khai and Fabrice. Thanks for taking time out to come watch the gig.

Great day...

Was busy at the gig since late afternoon. It was great though the crowd could be slightly better. But it was a great start.

Anyway, I found a music video of Ash's Charlotte Hatherley's tune 'Bastardo' here. It was directed by the guys who did "Shaun Of The Dead". It's a damn cute video. Watch it...

Don't leave Earth without it...

This will own Episode 3's ass...

See Jessica Alba's tight ass in action...

Still the only thing why I'll watch this crap...


Very nice indeed...

My red krytonite...

I must confess my weakness for Hong Kong TVB drama serials, especially when the female lead is cute and decked out with streaked blonde hair in 2 plaided ponytails. It's my personal red kryptonite, doodes...



Trying to look for a pic of Sonjia Kwok with the above-said hairstyle. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find these type of photos. Google din work... Note that nothing has been said about her acting.

The Love Experiment takes the stage...

I'd be performing at the Esplanade Outdoor Theatre this coming Saturday 22 Jan with my friends. We take the stage at 1930hr SHARP. No Indian time here. We kick off on the dot. Hope you guys will be able to make it down.

It's part of the 'Spread The Love' gig that we organised as Aging Youth Productions. Anyway, we have a mp3 hosted on the site. Take a listen here.

Intially, Alvin's brother, Morris was supposed to help us out on percussion but he dislocated his kneecap while dancing. Fucken killer man, that disco dancer...

Why this movie will work...

Seriously, despite dodgy female actresses cast in current comic book adaptations. Yes, this one included but Batman Begins will still rawk.



Now, this is a decent movie game. Though I think the movie 'Elektra' will suck and I wouldn't be bothered to watch it, the game is pretty cool and fun.

Whatever...

The only thing fantastic about this movie will still only be Jessica Alba's ass. Watch a 20 second clip of the upcoming New Line comic book adaptation, 'Fantastic Four' here.

Ewwww...

b.boy posted something on his blog that I myself don't dare to post.

Fledging prince of Photoshop...

Paranoid Android

You might have heard that they are re-doing Douglas Adams' insanely good sci-fi novel, "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy". Here's a look at the paranoid android, Marvin.

Fuck!!!!! And thanks!

Sigh, my hard disk just crashed or something. And I might have lost 8 GBs of mp3s and over 1 GB of Radiohead live performances. I feel like crying... I'm using my sis's laptop to go online for a while since my own can't!

But special thanks go out to Eric who came to take a look at a dying PC.

And more thanks go to the membersss who came and watched The Love Experiment play an impromptu set at Rivervale Mall at Seng-fucken-kang on Sunday. Thanks to George and Sujin. And Khai as well even though he just bumped into us at the mall.

George was too kind when he mentioned us on his blog.

Hey! Lookee!!!

Hmmmm, I dunno why my photos keep getting cropped at the sides...

Why I love Scissor Sisters...

Check out the cover of their latest single 'Filthy Gorgeous' off the insanely selling self titled album.



I'm amazed to read that they have sold so well around the globe. Apparently, according to Roy, they get shitloads of airplay on Class 95FM! Amazing... but then again, a band like Coldplay can breakout and sell so many singles.

Woo hoo... unbelieveable!

Finally, some, well, good news from me.

My ex-colleague, Andy Leong had commented that I looked as if I'd lost weight. Even my sister mentioned that as well.

Then I weighed myself on the scales. Woo hoo! 3 kgs lighter... without doing anything! I guess it's my steady diet of Chinese tea and cigarettes, just like a Supermodel diet of black coffee and cigarettes. So you know what you should do if you wanna lose weight. Follow the Lounge Lizard diet!

I'm gonna start working on my ass.

Everyone's fave porn star...

Well, at least, Alvin's...

Jenna Jameson, officially retired. I saw Alvin's copy of her most famous flick. I remembered her firefighting for the climatic 20 minutes ending. Yup, no puns there cuz there was any piledriving at the end as well. Hahaha...



FHM US has conducted an interview with her. Chekkit...

Kate Bosworth and Kevin Spacey Confirmed for Superman!

Kate Bosworth and Kevin Spacey have been confirmed to appear in Superman V, starring as Lois Lane and Lex Luthor respectively.

I can't say I'm very excited as this project seemed cursed from the start and basically pretty much pointless. Still, I don't think it can be worse than Episode 3 eh?

Steamboy

No, not that type of steam, you sick fucks!

A new animae animation flick from Katsuhiro Ôtomo, the guy who did Akira. Looks interesting to me. Chekkit out yourself!

Denise wants you...

Bugged airhole to send me this e-mail. Apparently, Channel 5 is doing a sequel to the Singaporean version of the Bachelorette, 'Eye For A Guy'. Though this new object of lust is not as busty, I'd take her any fucken day...

Gentlemen, this is no ordinary e-mail forward. What you have sitting in
your inbox is privileged information about an opportunity of a lifetime.

Reality dating show "Eye For A Guy" is returning to Channel 5 for its 2nd season, and at the centre of attention is well-known VJ/host/model Denise Keller. You've seen her looking fabulous on television, magazine covers, and hosting huge events.

Now she's single and looking for the right guy.

So if you think you have what it takes to sweep Denise off her feet and beat out the competition to win an all-expenses paid getaway with her, read on!

Are you single, attractive, eloquent, and between the ages of 20 to 32? You could be the one she's been looking for!

Auditions for the show are ongoing till January 31st, 2005.

If you're interested in signing up, please email casting@munkysuperstar.com with your name, age, contact number, occupation, and a recent photo of yourself.

Please spread the word and forward this to everyone you know; you might actually see one of them with Denise on TV in the future!

The lovely Miss Keller. Sigh...

Her skin makes me cry...

Chekkit.

Will the Selby EP ever be out?

Aging Youth Productions re-launch and new gig...

For those on the AYP e-mailing list, we've relaunched and revamped the website. Chekkit chekkit...

In addition, details of the gig is up on the site as well with a mp3 of my band on it as well.

Laserpod, the new lava lamp

According to Grace, this is the new lava lamp. Chill out, hippies!

Chekkit chekkit...